wild-lion: never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
slenclerman: reasons to date me: -i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes -ive never killed a man (yet) -i once got 95% on guitar hero -you can play with my hair -im cheaper than a puppy
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
tightarsetuesday: when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips when that part of their tummy has a happy trail when you see the waistband of their underwear boys
jaydeleau: so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years? guys dont HAVE to have sex u know but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make...
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
majestic-w0lf: xxthesmittenkittenxx: random-crazy-directioners: dont-be-normal-be-crazy: blushmydarling: perffume: graceful-perfection: This needs to get 1 million notes seriously more. seriously MUST reblog this What has this come to? The degradation of society (morality too). this couldn’t be more accurate, and depressing :/
insanechayne: do you see this gif right here? so if you ever say to me that Flandus isn’t canon I will straight up slap you in the face
you-should-be-studying: I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life.
teenagesophiebennett: you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
neversaysdie asked: Daryl Dixon, Glenn Rhee, Maggie Greene Alternatively: Norman, Lauren, and Steven
Send me 3 names for FUCK, MARRY, KILL
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
ask-monsieur-marius: teruteruhanamura: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
deanisaclosetedgeek: deidaracchi: today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
thatharrypotterfangirl: raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is